Tiwa Savage join Illuminati hours after releasing her sextape.
To join Illu.minati. They ask you to do something like terrible. If you do it, they welcome you into their group and you become larger than your mates. You become a great star — Global Grade A.
They told Kim Kardashian to leak her s3xtape and she did. The rest is history. Same way they told Kobe Bryant to do something. He didn’t do it. They took him off.
Tiwa was asked to release her own S3xtape. She did and release with a proper strategy. And the result is before us. The video came out few hours ago. She is now an Illumin.ati member.
Tell her congratulations when you see her. She did what she had to do to get to this new level. Remember we told you before. That Tiwa does everything and anything to stay on top.
When it was about getting into the Nigerian music market. If it meant dating and eventually marrying someone who knew how to penetrate the Nigeroa scene. If that was all it takes. She did it. Tee Billz became husband and manager. Tiwa entered everywhere with his contact. And that ensured Tee Billz’s initial plan of bringing Sauce Kid to limelight is aborted for the Tiwa dream. Sauce Kid still hasn’t forgiven Tee Billz for that rejection.
When it was all about the Don Jazzy and Mo’hitz camp in the Nigerian music scene. Tiwa threw herself in and became the first lady. And when it was established that a collabo remix on a smashing hit single can further establish a music artiste. Tiwa jumped on it. And in quick succession, Patoranking’s Girlie O, Kiss Daniels’ Woju were part of the many hit songs she rode on.
She was hardworking. Yet strategic. And most importantly keyed to the trends to ensure her stocks was rising. So when it was all about street songs she didn’t go low. She went high with Olamide on Standing Ovation. Later they said it was Highlife. Auntie traveled to PH to get her slice of Duncan Mighty on Lova Lova.
Tiwa got everything she wanted. Anything that cemented her ass to the thrown of first lady as far as Nigeria Music Industry is the subject. Not even marriage could stand in the way. When brother Tee Billz was trying to put sands in her cassava flakes (see me honouring garri). She divorced his ass.
And now it was time to perform the one big sacrifice of being among the Beyounce and Jayz class — illu.minati. They asked for a leaked s3.xtape. She gave them like a pro. End of discussion. Congratulations is what should be offered as you are entertained by the 10/11 seconds juicy tape.
She made her nails. Well polished. And tried her best to give you guys some sweet ringing tone as Soundtrack. She tried. At least when the leaked tape makes it into the porn websites. Who ever sees this would know that the actor is also a music icon. The Soundtrack ensures that.
Congrats to the Queen. She’s been inducted.
Your Illum.nati S3xtape spotter
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